prplecake (foe/foes) @prplecake@compostintraining.club
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Hey, I'm Matty?.
work in progress. animal lover. systems admin/engineer. software developer. vegan. always striving to be better.
they/them 
// ace 
/demi 
abolish the police.
will boost cats. might boost dogs.
Joined Apr 2022
it was funny seeing people get mad about #DeathToAmerica lmao
prplecake (foe/foes)
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happy thomas jefferson death day! rest in piss you horrid motherfucker 🎇
#deathtoamerica 🔥🇺🇲🔥
prplecake (foe/foes)
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#FediTips not only #DeathToAmerica, but also #DeathToTheUK, #DeathToFrance, and #DeathToGermany as well.
@t54r4n1 not that i particularly want to identify as a man but i wear jeans basically all year round cause that's what i'm comfortable in! (but i also don't complain about being too hot cause i'm very aware i made that decision!
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@Dee i remember
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@Dee this is a really good one from what i can tell
prplecake (foe/foes)
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paper mario implies the existence of rock mario and scissor mario
prplecake (foe/foes)
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what the fuck kind of game is an AARP
@Dee proud of you (if good)
sorry to hear that (if bad)
prplecake (foe/foes)
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just watched a dude in one of those big ass ford trucks almost get stuck in the popeyes drive thru
Idk this one is kind of cringe I think but whatever, tobacco, selfie
@Thomas hmmmm this cigar doesn't appear to be lit 
@breakfastgolem Pyrotechniciens GW
as someone who hates eye contact i find driving exhausting because of all the required eye contact [to drive safely]
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obviously you're not a golfer
i remember the first time i thought i locked myself out of my apartment
i was doing laundry and on my way back up the stairs to my apt i noticed i didn't have my keys on me and insta-panicked. I called the LL and everything until I realized... if i never left the building... and i don't have my keys on me.... then how would my door be locked?
and sure enough the door was unlocked the entire time 
Admin
Hey, I'm Matty?.
work in progress. animal lover. systems admin/engineer. software developer. vegan. always striving to be better.
they/them // ace /demi
abolish the police.
will boost cats. might boost dogs.
Joined Apr 2022
